If you have a pet, you probably regularly post images of them on Instagram. Or constantly It is likely that you have to resist the impulse to publish even more than you currently do. However, it can be challenging to determine what to say when you upload pet images because there are so many of them online. Check out our collection of amusing, adorable, and relevant captions for dog parents if you need inspiration.
Instagram Captions for Puppy
- “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.”—Gene Hill
- “Can’t wait to introduce you to your new forever home.”
- “What a little floof.”
- “They’re just all paws.”
- “Looks like someone can’t want to meet the rest of the family!”
- “I am going to give you so many head pats.”
- “Quick! Help me come up with names!”
- “PUPPYYYYYY! Puppypuppypuppypuppy!””
- “They’re so cute when they’re young. And they’re cute when they’re old, too.”
- “Say hello to our new baby!”
- “Check out this little jellybean.”
- “She’s just so fluffy!”
- “Just look at that little nose.”
- “Our newest addition has a bit of a hair problem.”
- “Puppies. They make everything better.”
- “Enjoy sleeping on my pillow while you can, because in a few more years you won’t fit.”
- “Worth it!”
- “I see a lot of house training in my future.”
- “Little man had a big day.”
- “Jokes on all of you — I get to snuggle with her whenever I want!”
- “I wish they could stay like this forever, but housebroken.”
- “I’d adopt them all if I could.”
- “Can’t decide if I should scritch the ears or the chin first.”
- “Look at those big old clumsy paws!”
- “Cuteness overload!”
Funny Dog Captions for Instagram
- “10 out of 10 on Yelp.”
- “Don’t tell mom I ate half of her purse. And don’t ask which half.”
- “Your little code won’t be so handy once I learn how to spell!”
- “Just once I wish someone would put food in front of you and tell you to ‘Leave it.’”
- “Oh sure it’s seven years of bad luck for you, but it’s 49 for me!”
- “Did the cat put you up to this?”
- “Of course I want to go outside, why do you keep asking?”
- “Not now, my dogs are killin’ me.”
- “Forget barefoot, I wanna go dogfoot.”
- “Something doesn’t smell right …”
- “If anyone asks, we were out taking walkies.”
- “My tail is crafty, but I’ll catch up to it one day.”
- “I hate it when you make me beg.”
- “It’s always ‘Who’s a good boy?’ and not ‘How’s a good boy?’”
- “My dog keeps me on a short leash.”
- “I’m going to name my next dog Phideux.”
- “You can tell your dogs are thirsty when they form a line for the toilet.”
- “My world begins and ends with a cold, wet nose.”
- “Butt pats!”
- “If I ever have to choose between you and my dog, I hope you’ve finished packing.”
- “It’s all fun and games until the humans come home.”
- “I think somebody’s about to do a backflip off the couch.”
- “All we need now is a stick to chase.”
- “I wish I could focus on anything as hard as my dog focuses on Snausages.”
- “Bring me my kibble!”
- “‘Meow’ means ‘woof’ in cat.”—George Carlin
- “Paper shopping bags make great hats.”
- “I need to start charging this dork rent.”
- “Quick! Grab the Frisbee!”
- “This isn’t all it’s barked up to be.”
Cute Dog Instagram Captions
- “What else can be said except ‘Awwwwwww!’”
- “Sometimes when I’m upset, my dog brings me toys.”
- “When are cats ever this sweet?”
- “Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine?”—Gabrielle Zevin, Elsewhere
- “He thinks he’s people!”
- “This is what makes my world go ‘round.”
- “There’s no such thing as too many kisses from your dog.”
- “If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.”—Charles Yu, How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
- “Dogs. Just … dogs.”
- “I would move the stars to keep you in my life forever.”
- “Happiness is belly rubs.”
- “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”—Roger Caras
- “We brought you home and my heart has been full ever since.”
- “She always knows exactly when I need to pet a dog.”
- “Pardon me while I put my face on your face.”
- I love my pup furry much.
- Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
- Life would be ruff without you.
- Thanks fur the memories.
- Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
- The road to my heart is filled with paw prints.
- What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
- My best friend has a fur and a tail.
- Love is a four-legged word.
- “Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” — Agnes Sligh Turnbull
- Anything is paws-ible with a dog by your side.
- Can’t escape the pup-arazzi.
- What the pug?
- Don’t stop retrievin’.
- Crazy dog lady.
- Stop hounding me!
- “Dogs do speak, but only to those who low how to listen.” — Orhan Pamuk
- All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
- Sometimes, they call me ‘Getbackhere.’
- Cuteness overload, am I right?
- I’m mutts about my dog.
- Puppy love.
- “Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.” — John Grogan
- First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
- The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
- My therapist has four legs and a tail.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.
- He’s not fat, he’s husky!
- Dogs are my favorite people.
- “Happiness is a warm puppy.” — Charles M. Schulz
- “No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” — Louis Sabin
- I’m all about that pug life.
- This friendship is fur real.
- Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
- If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.
- “My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” — Elayne Boosler
- “Be the person your dog thinks you are.” — C.J. Frick
- I will always woof you.
- My dog’s only flaw is not living forever.
- Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
- I shih tzu not.
- “Everything I know, I learned from dogs.” — Nora Roberts
- Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.
- Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” — Josh Billings
- I’m mutts about my dog.
- Be the person your dog thinks you are.
- Is it FriYAY yet? It’s been a ruff week.
- Just taking some time to paws and reflect.
- Please, hold your appaws.
- My dog is cooler than your dog.
- Paw-perazzi caught me doin’ my thing again!
- Never trust a person who doesn’t love dogs.
- Getting a new LEASH on life!
- Raise the woof!Don’t stop retrievin’.
- Warning: I could become even cuter than this.
- Out on the town for a little barkour!
- I may snooze, but I never lose.
- What’s up, dog?
- Dog mom AF.
- You are pawfection.
- I’m a su-paw-star.
- Coffee and dogs make the world go round
- Fur-iends through thick and thin.
- You had me at woof.
- Will work for treats!
- I love you more than sniffing bushes.
- It really is the dogs house, we just pay the bills.
- Can’t escape the pup-arazzi.
- Cutest dog in the world, reporting for duty!
- It’s my paw-ty, I can bark if I want to!
- I woof spending time with you.
- Life’s not ruff when you’re around.
- Do you like my self-pawtrait?
- I’m not single I have dogs.
- Just wondering why nobody is giving me treats rn hbu?
- This cute face made possible by belly rubs.
- Now giving nap lessons.
- I have too many dogs, said no one ever
- Hope you have a pawsome day.
- Stop trying to make fetch happen. — Regina George, Mean Girls
- Dog hair is my glitter.
- EmBARKing on a new journey.
- You’re looking quite fetching today.
- I’m here to pet all the dogs.
- We have the ulti-mutt friendship.
- Would rather be licking your face right now
- Beware of the dog, he will steal your heart.
- It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home.
- Always DTS: down to snooze on a sunny patch of floor
- First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed.
- Everything I do, I do with paw-fect form.
- Sweet dreams are made of treats.
- Dude, where’s my ball?
- Ready for a pawsome adventure!
- Dog people are my kinda people.
- Easily distracted by dogs.
- And they called it puppy love. — Paul Anka, Puppy Love
- I wish I could text my dog.
Instagram Captions for Dog Photo
- “Not me barking at nothing at 4 a.m. and then trying to eat toilet paper.”
- “I make this look good.”
- “Glamor shot!”
- “This bark’s got some bite.”
- “Treats incoming in 5. 4. 3. 2…”
- “When you get home from the vet with a clean bill of health.”
- “The pupper is pooped.”
- “Well, someone is looking spectacular today.”
- “No filter.”
- “1 like = I will boop the snoot.”
- “Where would I be without my little furry buddy?”
- “Hanging out with my best friend today.”
- “Long hair don’t care.”
- “Guess who’s having a birthday today!”
- “There will be no shredding of the furniture while I’m gone.”
- “Caught you red-pawed!”
- “Looks like somebody is happy I’m home.”
- “I have no idea what you’re talking about, I’ve been sleeping all day.”
- “Caught in an awkward moment.”
- “We’re having a bad fur day.”
- “Believe it or not, this isn’t a painting.”
- “Why don’t they ever hold still?”
- “Check out my new haircut!”
- “Here’s a quick (and adorable) timeline cleanse.”
- “Nailed it on the first try.”
- “3, 2, 1, sneeze!”
- “Somebody blinked.”
- “I have so many pictures of this sweetheart.”
- “Nap time.”
- “My little paper shredder.”
- “When you fall asleep watching TV with your bff.”
- “My furry son in the sun.”
- “Those eyes just scream ‘Feed me now!’”
- “We are very loved.”
- “Ready, set, fetch!”
Pop Culture Pups Instagram Captions
- “I came here to chew bubblegum and chase squirrels. And I’m all out of bubble gum.”
- “Completely passed out. Such a Snoozin’ Sarandon.”
- “Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Collie.”
- “These Paws are on Patrol!”
- “My dog loves to read Clive Barker.”
- “No Timmys. No wells. Just vibes.”
- “They patented it, packaged it, slapped it on a plastic lunchbox and now I’m smelling it. I wanna smell it!”
- “They’re so excited for food I can hear the theme from Paws.”
- “You want the boop? You can’t handle the boop!”
- “No, these are the real Pet Shop Boys.”
- “It’s four blocks to the park, we’ve got our leash, half a bag of treats, it’s mid-afternoon … and I found my sunglasses. Hit it.”
- “I’m not a bad dog, I’m just drawn that way.”
- “We’re gonna need a bigger food bowl.”
- “Presenting, Mad Max: Furry Road.”
- “If my dog were a Transformer, his name would be Begatron.”
- “Eat, Spay, Love.”
- “Paint me like one of your French poodles.”
- “You had me at ‘Who’s a good girl?’”
- “We’re having a different kind of Dog Day Afternoon.”
- “Where does he get those wonderful squeaky toys?”
- “I think someone’s been tempted by the Bark Side of the Force.”
- “Can you dig it??”
- “There is no Dana, only drool.”
- “We never were in Kansas, silly.”
- “Go ahead, make me play.”
- “Are you barkin’ at me?”
- “Elementary, my dear Weimaraner.”
- “We’re walkin’ here!”
- “I whip my tail back and forth, I whip my tail back and forth.”
- “There’s no crying in fetch!”
- “Look at this angel. ‘All Dogs Go To Heaven’ indeed.”
- “I find your lack of treats disturbing.”
- “Show me the yummy!”
- “The Call of the Not So Wild.”
- “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”—Groucho Marx
Cool Dog Instagram Captions
- My family is a rescue family.
- Dogs are like potato chips, you can never have just one
- No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin
- Don’t stop retrievin’. Hold onto that feeling.
- My dog took the term, ‘just sleep on it,’ literally.
- Welcome to our home where dog hair is both a fashion accessory & a condiment.
- Dog people are my kinda people
- Quit hounding me. I’m fetching as fast as possible.
- Wake me up when dinner is ready.
- Happiness is doggy kisses.
- Dog kisses fix everything.
- No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gonna love you. – Waka Flocka Flame
- No worries at all. It’s the leashed I can do.
- Happy Anni-fur-sary!
- Live. Love. Bark.
- Life goals: pet all the dogs
- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself
- Sometimes, they call me ‘Getbackhere.’
- Happiness is a long walk with your pup.
- You’ll never walk alone
- Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses, and wagging tails.
- What’s up dog?
- What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.
- Dogs ask for so little but deserve so much.
- I want to go to dog heaven.
- We walk the walk and bark the bark.
- Oh yeah, that’s the spot!
- My dog’s nickname is ‘5 Miles,’ so I can tell people I walk ‘5 Miles’ every day.
- If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger A. Caras
- Caution: Dogs can’t hold their licker.
- I don’t always bark at night, but when I do, it’s for no reason.
- Dogs do speak, but only to those who low how to listen. — Orhan Pamuk
- When you have a dog, you never walk alone.
- Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job. – Franklin P. Jones
- Happiness is a warm puppy. — Charles M. Schulz
- Thank you fur being a friend.
- Home is where my dog is sleeping.
- If you love someone, let them sleep.
- Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping instead.
- You can’t beat that combo! Cold nose, warm heart.
- Raise the woof!
- I wonder what my dog named me.
- Howl do you sleep?
- Spending the day with my favorite pup.
- He keeps hounding me for a treat!
- The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.
- I’m so paw-fect. Love me fur-ever.
- The road to my heart is paved with pawprints.
- You are fur-bulous.
- Sometimes, on your walk, you need to paws and reflect.
- Howl you doing?
- You’re looking at the ultimate napper.
- If you want a roommate, get a cat. If you want a family, get a dog.
- My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies
- If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.
- Dog is God spelled backward. – Duane Chapman
- I find dog puns rePUGnant.
- A little vacation for you and your dog
- Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
- The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog.
- A walk a day keeps the vet away
- Learn a lesson from your dog- NO matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
- I’m all about that pug life.
- Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling an emptiness we didn’t even know we had.
- My dog fell asleep and I fell in love.
- Dogs: Better than cats since…well, forever.
- I could sleep fur-ever with you.
- I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my squeak toy. Throw it, maybe.
- Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all. — John Grogan
- Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
- Howl’s the weather outside?
- Dogs love you. Cats tolerate you.
- Just pug-get about it.
- Some days are just meant for laying on the floor.
- I love you, fur real.
- Those who teach the most about humanity aren’t always human.
- Buys a nice dog bed. Sleeps here instead.
- The dog picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q!
- Who’s a good boy? Well, I’m a good boy. Obvi!
- Someone pawtied too hard.
- If my dog has taught me anything, it’s that the more naps, the better.
- My windows aren’t dirty that’s just my dog, not art.
- Anything is paw-sible.
- Every day with you is complete and utter pawfection.
- If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.
- I wonder if my dog dreams about me.
- Dogs leave paw prints on your heart
- Dogs are a girl’s best friend
- “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” -Roger Caras
- Home is where someone runs to greet you
- “Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.” -Unknown
- The dog father
- Dogs before dudes
- At least we have dogs
- Easily distracted by dogs
- Life is better with a dog
- Tell your dog I said hi
- You, me and the dogs
- It’s a dogs life
The Finest Instagram Captions for Selfies With Dogs
- A caption isn’t needed here. Just take in the delightful doggy vibes.
- All my kids have paws.
- At least my dog thinks I’m awesome.
- Born to pet this adorable dog all day.
- Cooler than you.
- Cuteness overload!
- Does my dog even dream of me?
- During our walks together, we often paws and reflect.
- Even if my life isn’t perfect, I know that my dog is.
- Everything is paw-sible with a dog as a friend.
- Fur-iends through thick and thin.
- Grateful that I found your paw when I needed a hand.
- Happiness happens when I hug my dog.
- Hello everyone, meet my therapist!
- Hold on, I absolutely must pet this dog!
- Hugging my dog is my kind of self-care.
- I will always pet any dog that comes my way.
- I’m actually kind of a big deal to my dog.
- If the nicest living creatures were rewarded with longevity, then dogs would practically be immortals.
- Innocence in those eyes is something you just can’t ignore.
- Just a human and a dog taking a nap.
- My dog is my plus 1.
- My dog really gets me.
- My heart melts whenever I make eye contact with this floof.
- No one understands me better than my doggo.
- Our friendship is fur real!
- Personal space? Nuh-uh, it doesn’t exist when you have a dog.
- Play, play, play is what this doggo wants to do all day.
- Proud owner of a very spoiled dog.
- Some things just fill your heart effortlessly.
- Sometimes, all you need is good company.
- Stress seeps away when I snuggle with my dog.
- The dog must approve all the visitors.
- To my bone-afied best friend!
- We are each other’s happy place.
- Weekend plans: Hang out with my dog!
- What’s up, dawg?
- Who’s a good boy/girl? Both of us!
- You are pawfection!
- You are what happened when I wished upon a star.
- Yup, I’m easily distracted by my dog.